I know it’s been about a month since we’ve had a new podcast, but we’ve been busy (drunk) with holiday stuff, and just haven’t had a chance to get together. Sunday 1/4/09 we’ll be doing our 2008 “Game of the Year” show and will hopefully have it up by Friday. We’re going to try to [...]

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Here’s an idea, let me know what you think.From now until February 1st, we’ll be letting creative types advertise their super-fun happy levels with us! Send us an E-mail… What the fuck is an E-mail? Oops, not supposed to type out my stupidity. Anyway, send the E-mail Jack@gamesovergirls.com with1. Name of your level.2. [...]

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It may be the christmas cheer (booze) talking, but it amazes me that after a year or so of collecting… whatever replaces dust inside of a hard drive, that a game like Calling All Cars could be just as fun as it was on the day of purchase. Something is bothering me though, why has [...]

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It’s coming, December 23. A butt-load of stickers, materials, characters and… wait for it… A PAINTBALL GUN! This is FUCKING HUGE!!!! Not only does this mean that we can now create BETTER levels, but they’ll be BIGGER, and more BADASS… Oops, that’s Gears of War 2.If we’re getting added gameplay mechanics this early after launch, [...]

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If you go to nintendo.com and register all the games you bought, you can redeem “coins” for neat little trinkets you would have cared about when Nintendo made video games. The items will not really be available until Dec. 22, and the site doesn’t really acknowledge my username or password as of 5:30 Dec. 16 [...]

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I really wanted to upload my new LBP level up to the PSN server… But Houston, we have a problem. Type-R Adventures is going to be a 5 level Story/Platformer/Shooter creation, but to link them all together I have to put these key things into the last 4 levels so they link together (very annoying). [...]

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Pic “borrowed” from unlikelywords.com I wanted to write this without mentioning that the singer is the same singer from the bands Jawbreaker and Jets to Brazil, but that’s retarded, it’s why we’re all so excited. Jawbreaker was one of the three bands I have been listening to consistently since the early 90’s (the other 2 [...]

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Podcast

• Title: Arcade Podcast - Polite Vampires - 2008/12/3
• Duration (Minutes): 1:50:27
• File Size (MB): 59.7

Wow, this is a new low. I can assure you this is not a little joke write-up for the latest podcast, I really think I’m going too far with this one. Usually nothing offends me, but today I’ve offended myself. Making a visual mockery of the events of 9/11 is beyond tasteless. Thank god I’m [...]

 

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I’m going to give it a shot, let’s hope it doesn’t get ripped down.Go onto the LBP moon for user created levels, type in GAMESOVERGIRLS all in caps, give it a try. This is my first try, the level would have been MUCH bigger, but I didn’t really understand the limitations of how much content [...]

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This my friends, is a HUGE disappointment! Over the last week or two, Artists who took the time to pour their soul into the create mode in LittleBigPlanet, are being bent over and repeatedly raped by the fine folks at Media Molecule and Sony.Let me explain. We were shown a game that looks like everything [...]

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Podcast

• Title: Super NES - Gamesovergirls 16 Bit - Part 3
• Duration (Minutes): 63
• File Size (MB): 60

Here it is, the last of our 3 part series on the 16 bit generation. It’s sad to see it’s gone, but you can bet that this won’t be the last time we’ll be discussing the games of…. uh…. yore? Will Earl tell another story about how his crazy father finger-banged his buttocks? [...]

 

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If you have it, you already understand. So beautiful, so charming, so time consuming. SNES Podcast is done, should be up soon. Been having server trouble. Mother 3 finished, AMAZING!!! You’ll be hearing all about it on the next show we record. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have penis levels to make.

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DO NOT BUY THE SPECIAL EDITION RB2 IF YOU OWN RB1!Real Quick, I want to warn you all, the Rock Band 2 drum set is TERRIBLE! Well, that is of course if you don’t like mushy, quiet, 90% accuracy. I missed quite a few notes while trying to play through such songs as “Say It [...]

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LittleBigPlanet will not be coming out on it’s original release date. Because of some stupid song that apparently has a lyric or two referring to a stupid religious book, the game will be pushed back a week or so. The big deal is not that we have to wait a little longer to play this [...]

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After what seems like an eternity, the fan translation from the beautiful people at http://mother3.fobby.net/ is finally here. I have to keep this short, I’m starting the game as soon as I’m done writing this. There are no words, there is no gesture, no homosexual act that can truly express my gratitude to these fine [...]

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What would your tombstone look like if you could put whatever you wanted on it? Well for me, it would have to be something that represents how I spent most of my life. Playing video games sucked up most of my life so far, so I came up with this -You can make your own [...]

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Review

• Title: Too Human
• Developer: Silicon Knights
• Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios
• Platform: XBOX 360

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9

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People really are assholes. Although it’s nice to see some people give this game a fair score, it’s not quite getting the praise it deserves. While not without it’s problems, Too Human is easily in the top 5 best games on the Xbox 360. It amazes me that people gripe about such stupid little things [...]

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Yeah, we’ve all been really busy lately. The podcast is done, should be up sometime tonight or tomorrow. Just to touch on some recent news, Wario Land: Shake it is out - for some reason I thought it was supposed to be a Wii Ware title, I was all set to spend $20.00, but $50.00 [...]

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In the next few days we’ll be putting up the first part of a 3 part series. I just wanted to let you all know it’s coming so you’ll keep your eyes fixed on this spot. Oh, and stop downloading the first podcast, it’s terrible. We’re still a little new at this, but I’m confident [...]

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Review

• Title: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
• Developer: Game Arts
• Publisher: Working Designs
• Platform: Playstation
• Genre: RPG

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10

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This opening cinema always brings a tear to my eye.
Taking off my nostalgia goggles, which some claim are the foggiest on the market, I wasn’t quite sure if I should take a chance at possibly ruining in my mind what I consider to be the greatest JRPG experience you can have. Well, thankfully my taste [...]

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Yep, it’s here, and after about 2 minutes into the demo I realized you can level up your character…. before I could remind my brain that I am poor, it was already downloaded to my hard drive, looks like it’s back to giving truckstop blowjobs for money. Expect a full review in about a month, [...]

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Feeling down? Your wife has left you, Cuddles shit in your shoes, school’s a drag, gas prices are outrageous, and our country is being run by a boob! Hey, at least you don’t have any video game tattoos… Right?. As you stare down at your smooth, white, black, or yellow (don’t wanna leave out my [...]

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In May of 2000 I was wandering the Nintendo booth of E3, I see a demo station for a little game called Eternal Darkness, not hearing any buzz about the game I don’t believe I even gave it a second glance. You see, it was right next to Perfect Dark so I didn’t see the [...]

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Check out this Wario Video
Well put down your, uh… computer thing and go dust off your GBA, Game boy Player, or DS and pop that bad boy in and revel in what is probably the best 2D platforming/puzzle solving you will likely ever see in your lifetime. Now check out the video above and imagine [...]

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I’m going to try to make this the last time I ever bring up this piece of puke ever again, but like the Hulk (the green one, not the trashy mustachioed wrestler) , the rage cannot be kept inside and I will most likely rip right through my panties.Someone told me 5 years ago that [...]

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Review

• Title: Space Invaders Extreme
• Developer: Taito
• Publisher: Square Enix
• Platform: Sony PSP
• Genre: Arcade

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9

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Although I haven’t had enough time to actually play through the whole game, I felt it was important to get a message out before this game is released in the U.S.

Mark your calendar for June 17 2008. On this day, if you do not go out and buy Space Invaders Extreme, you are a complete [...]

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Review

• Title: Killzone: Liberation
• Developer: Guerilla Games
• Publisher: SCEA
• Platform: Sony PSP

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9.5

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Well, it’s finally happened. Sony finally released a brilliant game for the PSP that has made me both shit and cum in my panties at the same time!!! Seriously, I haven’t heard a fucking peep out of any gaming website or publication about how good this game is(Actually, looking at review scores, it did quite [...]

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Well, Chrissykins already broke the earth-shattering news that Earl will be joining us in annoying a small handful of people, but he left out some very important things, let’s go over them shall we….

Earl used to work with me at GameStop, expect many MANY funny stories of 3-4 wasted years in retail.*Most of them are [...]

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Review

• Title: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Developer: Nintendo
• Publisher: Nintendo
• Platform: Wii

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9

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So, Christoph Hitler has been riding my ass to get something written for the past month or so, I’ll be taking the easy way out today. Reviewing SSBB is like trying to sell a ticket to a new Star Wars film, it doesn’t really matter what you say the results will always be the same, [...]

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Since starting this blog, my main objective was to start a podcast. This blogging shit’s for the birds! Writing is annoying, I’d much rather have a little radio show that will flow freely. It’s hard for me to express emotion in writing, not to mention I’ll sit there reading and re-writing my thoughts, sure it [...]

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There was a comment made on one of the 1up.com podcasts that mobile gaming on the iphone is a very possible reality in the near future. I just bought the 8 gig version a couple of days ago, and the thought of playing a cheap, touch sensitive RPG or Puzzle game has me pretty excited. [...]

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What an asshole, now you can’t play Super Mario Galaxy HAHAHAHAHA…….Wait…..You lucky prick! Seriously though, is this going to effect Rock Band practice? The Cunt Farts are really starting to make it big in the underground scene, Rolling Stone calls us “Uproarious”. What do you think about writing a real song called “While my plastic [...]

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• Title: Super Mario Galaxy
• Developer: Nintendo
• Publisher: Nintendo
• Platform: Wii

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6

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Dear Nintendo Fanboys, Go play Super Mario 64….GO NOW, I’ll be here when you get back. Ooooh sweeet mama, Tia Tanaka, I would love to eat your assho- OH SHIT, you’re back…. um…. I wasn’t doing anything, why, what did you hear? Now go play Super Mario Galaxy, this time give me [...]

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• Title: Rock Band
• Developer: Harmonix Music Systems
• Publisher: MTV Games
• Platform: Playstation 3

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A few months ago Chris invited me over to play a little game called Guitar Hero 2, before playing it I didn’t really think that it was the kind of game I’d be into - ten minutes later the only thought in my head was to rush out and buy my own copy.But it never [...]

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For the first 10 minutes I played the game with a grimace on my face, I must have yelled “FUCK OFF” to the TV 8 times. While this might seem that the game both sucks, and that I am quite insane, it does not. The game is exactly what the PS3 needs - an affordable [...]

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Prediction - This game will suck, it will have crappy motion controls that won’t work. I’m not really a big fighting game fan, so I may not be the best person to critique one that isn’t even out yet, but fighting games need pinpoint accuracy. Personally, I think that fighting games took a huge blow [...]

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I know that the predictions for the “winner” usually take place before or during the launch period of consoles, but i didn’t start this blog until after they all launched, so blow me.Wii - People will grow tired of crappy looking games, they will grow even more tired of crappy looking games with awful controls. [...]

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The original Lost in Blue was an amazing launch game when the DS first came out, if you haven’t had the pleasure of playing it, hit Ebay, Best Buy, or Gamestop (as a last resort) and pick it up. Think of it as the TV show Lost, without the fat slob Hurley saying “Dude” every [...]

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As much as I wanted to cave in and buy the Elite…I just couldn’t do it. The Premium 360 will have the new more quiet chips and the HDMI port in the fall, so I convinced myself to hold out for a bit longer. I have Gears of War just sitting there in plastic, guess [...]

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As usual, the news in the video game world is extremely slow, so I thought I’d talk about the greatest properties that were never made into games.First is Ghost busters, and no, the games that were made already… are not really games at all. I’m kidding of course, the Genesis GB is actually pretty good [...]

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If you are one of the many angry/bored PS3 owners waiting for the next big thing, the wait is over. Sometime tonight the demo for NGS will be available for download, most likely for free. If you’ve never had the pleasure of playing the other iterations on the Xbox, you really need to at least [...]

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So, you may have noticed I’m the angriest person on the planet, it would seem that I spend more time bitching about games more than I do praising them. I’m going to make an effort to stop complaining, and I’m starting now. Join me in a walk down memory lane, as I share the story [...]

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Yeah, so the Xbox 360 elite comes out in a week or so, and as I’ve been saying, this is going to be the time when I finally join in on all the fun. Well, yet again I’m getting second thoughts, rumor has it that this is just to tide us over until the next [...]

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With this recent shooting at Virginia Tech., I hear that Jack Thompson and Dr. Phil are pointing towards video games for the reason of the killings. This will most likely be the first and last time I ever comment on this bullshit of video game violence leading to real life violence - it’s been beaten [...]

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Wow, absolutely nothing going on worth writing about. I guess I’ll continue my rant on what Nintendo is screwing up. Zelda DS, Wario DS- What do these 2 games have in common? They’re both victim to this horrible new disease called Stylusitis. This is where Nintendo injects awful control into our most beloved games, then [...]

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I’m sure it’s just the anger of the inferior Wii graphics, but after purchasing Super Paper Mario today, I’m just so uninterested in Nintendo products. I put in the disc and played for about 20 minutes, then I just turned it off. To understand what a huge deal this is I suppose you have to [...]

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OK, starting to really get into this thing now. First lets talk about the downloadable content, I didn’t buy any games for the system on day one, so I downloaded just about everything under the sun- including the stupid movie trailers. At first the downloads were taking way too friggin long, roughly 8 minutes per [...]

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I hope Sony asks me to burn my pants, these things are driving me nuts.Yeah that’s right, broke down and bought the PS3 today, a little over $800 (and that’s not even including a game). Here’s the run down….1. System $6002. HDMI cable $703. 2 year replacement warranty $100all that plus tax.Let me explain, the [...]

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Go to Gamesradar.com and read the story on the game store clerk. It’s pretty friggin accurate, and reminds us all who’ve worked for a certain corporation, let’s call them shit stop, that there is no shame in crying into your pillow on those cold, lonely nights.I’d love to tell the whole story of my 5 [...]

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It’s official, I’m now disgusted with the Wii, that is unless this thing turns out to actually have GOOD Wii controls. I can picture it now, I’m in the village with 15 or so zombies, 2 feet from my face……Please readjust your Wii remote. Fuck that, if I’m to put up with ports of games [...]

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For the zero amount of people reading my blog, sorry but I had the shits, and was very ill. Girlfriend is also in the hospital, so I’ll update by tomorrow.

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Don’t get too excited just yet, this isn’t the big announcement of when the podcast will be starting, it’s quite a ways off. As I write this I’m listening to the Cheapassgamer.com podcast, all I can say is that suicide doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. I can’t wait until we can get our [...]

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I’m leaving myself open to a lot of shit by even suggesting this, we all know how crazy Nintendo fans are right? I sure do, I’m one of them- and I have the Tattoos to prove it beotch.Here’s the deal, Nintendo has a monster success on it’s hands with the Wii, nobody will argue that, [...]

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It’s big, it’s black, and it costs a lot of money……it’s Star Jones as a prostitute. On another note Microsoft finally announces the Xbox 360 Elite system, which is of course the xbox 360 with a 120 gig hard drive, an HDMI output(cables included), and a nice black coat of paint- the hard drive comes [...]

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