After what seems like an eternity, the fan translation from the beautiful people at http://mother3.fobby.net/ is finally here. I have to keep this short, I’m starting the game as soon as I’m done writing this.

There are no words, there is no gesture, no homosexual act that can truly express my gratitude to these fine folks for slaving away for the last couple of years to make this happen. They tell you on their website to go purchase the original software to show support for the project, but fuck that! Nintendo ignored the fans this time, do not give them a fucking dime! Send mother3.fobby.net a donation, a love letter, a pair of slightly used panties.

Seriously guys, if you need a hand-job, blow-job(I’ll swallow if need be), or a cleveland steamer just let me know. Click the above link to get it for yourself. I just installed it, and it took about 4 seconds, now I must go play.

Today easily beats the day I lost my virginity at the Red Bull Inn in Bridgewater NJ while Erkle whined “Did I do thaaaat” on the TV behind me as I plowed away into that blonde slut… uh… whats-her-name.

GO PLAY!!!